Friday, June 29, 2007

Holy crap!

Today is the day that cute was born.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Some pictures

I spent the day taking pictures of a cluster down in Tukwila. Getting their seriously sucked, the directions failed when half the local roads were closed for construction and their were no detours. It took 15 to 20 minutes to find the damn facility becuase of all the construction! The roads don't make a nice grid down there, rather they are all going at different angles, some turn in to highways, some curve around, basically not the kind of roads that make it easy to make your own detour if you've never been to your destination before. I saw several other cars driving back and forth over that period too, so clearly I wasn't the only person lost. Once I process the pictures I'll post a few of them, but mostly they are for promotional material at work.

For making it past the jump, you get a special treat. By popular demand (okay, only 2 people asked, but since I only have 4 people reading my blog that is a huge request!) more Lucy.
Alas, I did not take these pictures on my own.

Friday, June 15, 2007

New Toy

My trusty 18v Craftsman drill had its final battery die on Tuesday. A trip to Sears revealed that they no longer sell the battery I need in the store, it is only available via the special parts department. That's no good, my 1st battery had died a year ago so I had no backup, and I needed to screw some stuff in 'now'.
The 18v "limited anniversary edition" (I think it got the special name because it was the first 18v kit they had) drill & light kit was actually pretty nice. Adjustable angle light, two batteries, a smart charger with multiple status lights, a dual speed variable speed drill (there is a 2 speed switch on the top for either high speed or high torque, and you can also change the speed within the range set by the switch by how far you hold the trigger) with 18 levels of ratcheting action, a keyless chuck, and two slots to hold driver bits.

Well, the untimely death of my backup battery and the lack of battery at Sears meant it was time to upgrade. It is really hard to find a nice cordless drill/driver! They are either low power, really heavy, or have some other weird reason that I didn't like them.

I finally found the DeWalt DC759 18v cordless 'heavy duty' drill/driver. It was smaller (lengthwise and weightwise) than the 18v Makita I was looking at, and seems like a great little kit. It is actually shorter (lengthwise) than the Craftsman, so that will help in some weird spots I've had to drill. I don't like that it only has one slot to hold a screwdriver bit though. It holds a reversible straight/Philips bit rather than separate ones. This is a problem because the separate ones my Craftsman could hold were the type that I could lock in to the quick-change adaptor I mount in the chuck (allows quick swapping between various bits without unlocking and aligning). I'll replace the dual-sided bit with a single Philips quick change bit and if I need to do straight slots I'll just have to hold it separately. It also didn't come with a wrist strap, though it has a slot for one so I'll need to add one. It is very handy to be able to let the drill dangle from your wrist while you are manipulating something on top of a ladder.

The 18v battery system is compatible with a number of different DeWalt cordless tools, so I'm not going to be stuck with dozens of different types of batteries - so that's good. I do have a small cordless screwdriver that uses a separate battery, but it is a very small unit, so there is no chance for something like that to share a battery with everything else anyway.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Kung Fu Panda

The title says it all... There is a movie about a panda that learns Kung Fu.

The panda is Jack Black.
Jack Black in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

I don't understand why you aren't already trying to pre-order this.

Jackie Chan is the Kung Fu master.
Mr. Jackie Chan!

Why are you still reading this instead of searching the internet for it?

Angelina Jolie is the tiger.
Hot and Crazy Angelina Jolie

I don't see this on your Amazon Wish List yet.

Lucy Liu is the snake.
Mysterious Lucy Liu, who is not the same person as Lisa Ling

Why are you still here?

Here is the plot description from the IMDb:
A CG-animated comedy about a lazy, irreverent slacker panda, Po (Voiced by Jack Black), who must somehow become a Kung Fu Master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard, Tai Lung. Set in the legendary world of ancient China, this is the story of Po, our unlikely hero, who enters the rigid world of Kung Fu and turning it upside down. Po ultimately becomes a Kung Fu hero by learning that if he believes in himself, he can do anything.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Friday Fun and Despair

I've got a handful of links for your viewing pleasure. Three articles, and two pictures.

First, stupidity

File this one under "stupidity", "over protection", and "whiny bitches". An art gallery in Lincolnshire had a painting of an angel on display. A female angel. A female angel without a shirt on.

You guessed it - some prissy bitch was offended. Apparently the breasts of this angel were simply more angelic than the breasts on this person. Now no one can see the painting without having previously arranged for a private showing.

Can't we just ban the retards from the museum?

Second, ignorance

Another you can file under "stupidity". As a republican I can do nothing but weep at the current state of the GOP, and the US. Apparently President Bush's nominee for surgeon general thinks gays are bad and unnatural.

What America really needs is more ignorance in power! <sigh>

Third, a bear 

For something completely different how about a robotic military teddybear? I'll leave it as an excercise to the reader to determine if the development team came up with the acronym (BEAR) or the name (Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot) first.

It is a pretty cool robot, but I'm not convinced that it is going to be making use of its walking features very often in a battlefield. I'm also not entirely convinced that a shellshocked soldier isn't going to just totally flip the fuck out when he sees a giant robotic bear coming for him, rather than being 'comforted' like the devs suggest.

Fourth, happiness

An easy one, its just a picture. Happiest little whale I've seen in a long time.

Fifth, a 'hot' chick

Another easy one, a pretty cool picture of a pretty insane chick. Being lit on fire is extremely dangerous, and this chick is going it with the gel directly on her skin instead of on a lair of clothes.


I think I'm supposed to say something about Paris Hilton too, but CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, ABC, NBC, Dateline, Fark, E!, Yahoo, and 400 other groups have already said everything that could possibly be said about what is apparently the single most important store of 2007.